lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved…
(via searingdestiny)
cute ♥
screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth
His face! It’s so Angry Mama Bird! He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”
“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”
Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.
(via silverscreenwetdreams)
WHAT IS THIS LIVEJOURNAL I HAVE JUST JOINED
and why is it so hard to woooooooooork

(via ladygardenia)
Beginning to suspect he wears leather underwear. But, hey, it’s all good …Tom Hiddleston at Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2012 [HQ]
I HOPE YOU DROP YOUR GODDAMN AWARD YOU RIDICULOUS SHIT.
THAT SHOULD BE YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR MAKING THOSE FUCKING FACES.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TIE MADE OF?
IS IT MADE OF LEATHER??
TOM. DO YOU HAVE A LEATHER TIE?
ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION SOON?
“Tom, we’re doing this because we lovefuckholeshitfuckHATE you. We think you might have a problem. You’re addicted to leather Tom.”
And you’ll be all like “No I’m not EHEHEHEHEHE.”
And the cameraman will pan down and you’ll be wearing leather boots, pants, shirt, tie, jacket, watch, hat, socks and underwear.
“IT’S WORSE THAN WE EVER COULD’VE IMAGINED.”
“EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.’
GAH. STOP.
FUCKER!
do you think he has like a special section in the back of his wardorbe that he has to put in a fucking 4 didget code, an eyeball scan and a fucking voice recognition thing to get into.
and inside the fucking hiddles narnia wardobe he’d have like a fucking mile long set of stairs that lead into another room FULL OF FUCKING LEATHER, LEATHER COATS, HATS, SCARFS, SHOES, TIES, WHIPS, STRAPS, ETC.
AND HE JUST STANDS
AT THE FUCKING DOOR
LIKE
“EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE…”
BASTARD
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